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“I've been using ________ as like a blanket for like, how long?”
fresh-curtainsYou're still in the pillow fort?
Are you ever going to live in a normal room?
No, that's a great question.
I've been using shower curtains as like a blanket for like, how long?
“But if I lose, it doesn't count because I was doing ________.”
fresh-burger-exemptionI'm not, I wasn't even trying to argue with you.
I felt that since I am doing a harder burger and I've already committed to this, I've ordered 10 of them.
If I go the rest of the way and finish all these McDoubles with cheese on them, then I win the bet, even though it's not the regulation burger we agreed upon.
But if I lose, it doesn't count because I was doing a harder burger.
“…blood is thicker than water, but it's not, it's not thicker than ________.”
fresh-blood-relativeIt's viscous.
Is water in?
It's just a weird expression.
Because I would, blood is thicker than water, but it's not, it's not thicker than gravy.
“And the only way I could even think of improving this fridge as I'm looking at it right now is if it had a ________ on it.”
fresh-fridge-improvementThat feels like if a tank shoots that fridge, I don't think it does anything to that fridge.
Dude, I, uh, I could, I could easily comfortably fit in that fridge.
It's, it's so, it's so, even though it's, it fits the exact same footprint of the other fridge, it's way, way, way roomier for some reason.
And the only way I could even think of improving this fridge as I'm looking at it right now is if it had a magnet of itself on it.
“…I didn't know how many socks it would take to ________.”
fresh-sock-calculationWell, this is what we're going to do.
Okay?
I'm going to try these shocks out.
And if I like them as much as I think I will, then I could double it because I didn't know how many socks it would take to cover a noodle.
“I have not combined the position with that setup, because it did feel a little bit too much like I was ________ to sleep.”
fresh-sleep-restraintLike, what are you doing?
I have not.
I'm going to be honest.
I have not combined the position with that setup, because it did feel a little bit too much like I was kidnapping myself to sleep.
“Like every day I wake up, I'm closer to seeing my next ________.”
fresh-daily-countdownAnd I got to thinking, I'm guaranteed to see another snake in my lifetime, but I don't know when.
So it's really kind of like that movie It Follows.
You know what I mean?
Like every day I wake up, I'm closer to seeing my next snake.
“I would say that Bruce Wayne comes across as more of a ________ than Batman.”
fresh-bat-credentialsOkay.
So, Bruce Wayne is just a guy, right?
But he's super into bats.
I would say that Bruce Wayne comes across as more of a bat enthusiast than Batman.
“I don't know if any computer can handle the ________.”
fresh-computing-limitIt's like 13 years old.
Do you think it's time for a new one?
And maybe the law would print immediately on the new one.
I don't know if any computer can handle the Canadian law.
“…I've never taken a passport photo for a ________ before.”
fresh-passport-subjectAnd he takes the photo and then uh and then he he goes and he gets the the other person ready.
And it's you know to make sure they understand how to sit in the chair and all that.
And they don't know if to say smile or not.
And then the guy the guy comments uh I've never taken a passport photo for a goose before.
“I feel like they need to be categorized into played by real monkey movies and ________ monkey movies.”
fresh-primate-cinemaAm I weird for liking monkey movies this much?
I mean, there's a Planet of the Apes franchise, I guess, and I remember Gorillas in the Mist and Project X.
Fuck, there are a lot of monkey movies.
I feel like they need to be categorized into played by real monkey movies and Andy Serkis monkey movies.
“…I can't think of anything more quenching after 350 baseballs than ________ that have been sitting in your yard for a day.”
fresh-yard-refreshmentI think it's a phenomenal idea.
Eric, thoughts?
I'm for it.
Uh, I can't think of anything more quenching after 350 baseballs than beans that have been sitting in your yard for a day.
“I'm paying to have all my water replaced with ________ for a week, and somehow I'm paying for it.”
fresh-tap-replacementAnd if I do it for six, I'll do it for five.
And the next thing you know, the next thing you know, a week from now, I'm paying you guys to have my fucking, all of my water.
Sorry, I'm choking to death.
I'm paying to have all my water replaced with milk for a week, and somehow I'm paying for it.
“Dude, imagine if you dug up a bean hole and then for dessert you dug up a ________.”
fresh-buried-dessertWe have a lot that we could possibly work with.
Jelly beans?
Jelly beans would be good.
Dude, imagine if you dug up a bean hole and then for dessert you dug up a jelly bean hole.
“Because like we said after Mexico, the earth is nothing but a ________.”
fresh-planet-purposeJust go where the fuck you want to go.
And then all you do all day long is shit on stuff below you, literally and figuratively.
Like, you just judge everything below you and make fun of it and then also just crap on all of it.
Because like we said after Mexico, the earth is nothing but a bird toilet.
“If I walked into a room where there were 10 desks stacked on top of each other and a ________ on top, I'm thinking something magical happened.”
fresh-desk-magicYeah.
Yeah.
You say no magic is involved.
If I walked into a room where there were 10 desks stacked on top of each other and a hot dog on top, I'm thinking something magical happened.
“they maintain the world's largest collection of celebrity autographed ________.”
fresh-celebrity-collectionLike a Polish hot dog restaurant.
Or Hungarian I think.
But they were they're on the map because they are they have
they maintain the world's largest collection of celebrity autographed hot dog buns.
“…I made the Smash Mouth guy eat a shit ton of ________.”
fresh-rock-star-mealOh, man.
Is it...
The link goes to a different thing that says, in the club, whatever.
It's, I made the Smash Mouth guy eat a shit ton of eggs.
“…we have a little monkey that's going to sit on your shoulder with a ________ in his butt.”
fresh-shoulder-monkeyAnd they're making their best guess based on something that is such an outlier from what is, there's no other podcast that is doing what this does in the way that it does.
Like Face Jam does weird merch.
Yeah.
We have weird, we have a little monkey that's going to sit on your shoulder with a magnet in his butt.
“I was just like, dear ________, please look after Millie and Emily and my mom and my grandma.”
fresh-nightly-prayerAnd I think I think at night I just like I just have been going like I quit because I caught myself doing it last night.
And I went this this doesn't feel like the first time I've done this.
This felt way too familiar.
I was just like, dear Alexa, please look after Millie and Emily and my mom and my grandma.
“But I don't think there's anyone better at Garfield Kart Furious Racing on the Xbox who has also had part of their ________ removed.”
fresh-qualified-championOh, okay.
Long time ago.
Had to have an operation as a whole thing.
But I don't think there's anyone better at Garfield Kart Furious Racing on the Xbox who has also had part of their bowel removed.
“Do you think we could hook up a button that Andrew can press in Canada that swings a ________ in Texas?”
fresh-remote-buttonYou're welcome.
Appreciate it, man.
I can even do nine.
Do you think we could hook up a button that Andrew can press in Canada that swings a baseball bat in Texas?
“I used seven-month expired dough and cooked it in a ________, and I would have scored higher than that.”
fresh-pizza-scoreLike, it's so sweet.
And then it smells like an egg.
Think about this, Gavin.
I used seven-month expired dough and cooked it in a waffle iron, and I would have scored higher than that.
“I think just handing myself a ________ would completely sever my penis.”
fresh-future-shockThat's so many steps removed.
So many steps removed, right?
So I'm going to say it would blow my dick off to see a Lime Scooter.
I think just handing myself a Nintendo Switch would completely sever my penis.
“I once pissed on a toilet that not only had the lid down on it, I had my ________ on top of it.”
fresh-lid-downYeah.
I've pissed on a toilet seat that had the lid on it before.
I threw up on one of those.
I once pissed on a toilet that not only had the lid down on it, I had my iPad on top of it.
“It does make sense, though, that you're most likely to choke on a dog because eating a hot dog is like eating an ________.”
fresh-throat-geometryInsane.
Oh, my God.
Teach him from an early age about the lifetime hot dog counter and how it's this responsibility to keep up with it.
It does make sense, though, that you're most likely to choke on a dog because eating a hot dog is like eating an inverse throat.
“Do you think the flat earth cruise just goes ________ because they don't trust where the end is?”
fresh-cruise-navigationWhat are you talking about?
That's why I think it makes great content.
What an amazing first cruise that would be for me.
Do you think the flat earth cruise just goes in a circle because they don't trust where the end is?
“I'm emailing right now exploring popcorn buckets and we're thinking ________.”
fresh-popcorn-proposalSo it was that.
And then you can put like, you know, it's popcorn.
But an Ian one is a lot of fun.
I'm emailing right now exploring popcorn buckets and we're thinking port-a-potty.
“I thought it was like an egg noodle and the dish was called spaghetti because like it was something ________ came up with or something.”
fresh-pasta-inventorIt is.
Egg noodle.
See, that's the type of thing I thought like spaghetti was.
I thought it was like an egg noodle and the dish was called spaghetti because like it was something Sylvia Spaghetti came up with or something.
“Those two guys ________ on a refrigerator to win the money for the refrigerator is fucking awesome.”
fresh-appliance-fundingDude, did you?
Oh, I love it.
All right.
Those two guys gambling on a refrigerator to win the money for the refrigerator is fucking awesome.
“I like to imagine it's like an ________ raccoon and it's just all about it.”
fresh-raccoon-chefJust bile.
Oh, man.
I'll let you know if I find a carcass in the next couple of days.
I like to imagine it's like an Anthony Bourdain raccoon and it's just all about it.
“I'm trying to ________ back on a chicken sandwich.”
fresh-undoing-lunchRight.
Yeah, but you can.
OK.
I'm trying to stick feathers back on a chicken sandwich.
“I would like to not be in a position where I use a ________ more than a fork.”
fresh-daily-utensilI'm getting rid of diverticulitis.
You got so I don't I would like to not have to take Miralax every day of my life without break for fear of pain.
And I would like to not make a Jackson Pollock four times a day.
I would like to not be in a position where I use a toilet scrubber more than a fork.
“I thought the first legal issue we'd encounter would be the ________.”
fresh-first-lawsuitFace goes to trial.
Face goes to court.
I'll be honest,
I thought the first legal issue we'd encounter would be the pretend store.
“You can own the only remaining evidence of this ________'s life.”
fresh-digital-memorialIt no longer exists.
So I think this description of the art adequately surmises what you're getting here.
One of its, only one of its kind, extremely rare as sandwich no longer on earth in this form has been responsibly biologically recycled.
You can own the only remaining evidence of this ham sandwich's life.
“my horse betting philosophy would be the same as my ________ philosophy.”
fresh-selection-philosophyJust the people that meander through.
It's interesting cross section of humanity.
So I, I've never been on horses, but I feel like my,
my horse betting philosophy would be the same as my child picking philosophy.
“I'm not fucking eating popcorn at the movie theater being like, I'm ________.”
fresh-cinema-trainingI could maybe see that point.
That's such a specific food and I'm only eating burgers.
Just general eating isn't training.
I'm not fucking eating popcorn at the movie theater being like, I'm training.
“I feel like Ghost Whisperer would just be an ________ now.”
fresh-ghost-rebootYeah, every day, new ghosts.
Let's see what she's done recently.
Dude, they should bring that show back and do like Ghost Whisperer COVID days.
I feel like Ghost Whisperer would just be an ASMR channel now.
“I was going to say, if you wanted a doorknob, you can only buy them through the ________ in front of the store.”
fresh-hardware-dealerAnd the guy's like, I can sell it to you, but I have to let you know, you can't install it.
I don't think they're even on the shelves.
I bet he takes you around the back of the store and there's like a rag over a load of boxes of doorknob.
I was going to say, if you wanted a doorknob, you can only buy them through the hot dog guy in front of the store.
“I would be so mad if I stole a box and it shot ________ at me.”
fresh-parcel-deterrentThe ultimate deterrent.
Get all these Glitter Bobs out of here.
Just to get the Bovril.
I would be so mad if I stole a box and it shot Bovril at me.
“I want to print a vinyl that's of me ________ and I want to put it on the inside of the window.”
fresh-window-coverIt looked almost like an old painting originally, like the way it's formatted, just like grumpy man.
Oh, that's such a great
idea.
I want to print a vinyl that's of me having a meeting and I want to put it on the inside of the window.
“I'm not here to talk about the ethics of the, I like watching the monkey ________.”
fresh-monkey-ethicsHis name is Kiki, the spider monkey.
Why, why does someone have that?
I see, this is what happens when people start going like, I don't like that they keep a monkey.
I'm not here to talk about the ethics of the, I like watching the monkey ride the skateboard.
“…I need to adjust my sneeze instinct because I ended up sneezing directly into ________ and then it just blasts back.…”
fresh-sneeze-feedbackUh, and also like being congested and stuff when I sneeze, my instinct is to sneeze away.
So the fans on my right, the rest of the bed is to my left.
I have sneezed at us like four times in the past week.
And I, it's, I feel awful about it, but it's, it's unavoidable. I need to adjust my sneeze instinct because I ended up sneezing directly into the fan and then it just blasts back. That's been a
“If I got this pattern tattooed on my back, how much do you think I could charge people to ________ on it?”
fresh-back-businessHis name is Chester.
Oh, it's Chester.
I have a, I have a question.
If I got this pattern tattooed on my back, how much do you think I could charge people to play chess on it?
“I mean, everyone knows that baskets get more valuable after the ________.”
fresh-basket-marketOnce again, being pretty exposed for my lack of information, my lack of research.
I watched like six videos and looked at photos.
I mainly was watching the videos to make sure I got the pronunciation right.
I mean, everyone knows that baskets get more valuable after the weaver dies.
“I want the opportunity to ________ illegally, I guess.”
fresh-cartoon-promiseI've never seen it out in the wild.
I think if you're going to have a picnic or you just recently made a pie, it needs to be on your window for at least one hour before you can consume it in a stealable position.
I think it should be available to be taken.
I want the opportunity to steal somebody's pie illegally, I guess.
“Do you think maybe we should put balloons and ________ on drones and see what we could do?”
fresh-drone-upgradeBut if there's a knife on it, that is such a better clip.
Just a knife drone flying by.
I mean, we did it with Roombas, Jeff.
Do you think maybe we should put balloons and knives on drones and see what we could do?
“It would be like if I said, I have an alter ego named The Flux, and the difference was I ________ as The Flux.”
fresh-alter-egoLike, I feel like there needs to be a wider change for you to have an alter ego.
All my friends decided to do it.
Like, I had a friend called Frank, and he was like, oh, that was a little bit of Herman there.
It would be like if I said, I have an alter ego named The Flux, and the difference was I wore hats as The Flux.
“Are you afraid of being a busy businessman who owns his own ________?”
fresh-business-fearWhat are you afraid of?
Success?
I think you are.
Are you afraid of being a busy businessman who owns his own melting pot?
“…you think that you should ________ because you didn't do nothing criminal wise?”
fresh-law-abiding-prizeI'm an innocent, honorable man.
I've done nothing wrong.
You, and I think that's important to show.
Wait, you didn't, you think that you should win an award because you didn't do nothing criminal wise?